Recipe: Breakfast Pizza

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I am the one who gets up early in our marriage, usually hours before my wife. Since I enjoy cooking, it's become our tradition to make a big deal about Sunday breakfast. I don't mind the extra time it takes to make a special meal form scratch. I also think the scents of a cooked breakfast lures my wife out of bed.

This is my recipe for breakfast pizza. It fills the kitchen with the aroma of toasted cheese and onions. My wife is never late to breakfast when I pull this out of the oven.

 

Ingredients

  • 1 pre-made, thin pizza crust
  • 1/2 red pepper
  • 3 green onions
  • 4 tablespoons olive oil
  • 1/3 tsp red pepper or more to taste
  • Cheese: either mozzarella, asiago or a mixture of both
  • 4 eggs
  • 5 strips of cooked bacon
  • 1 tsp thyme
  • Dried pepper flakes, to taste
  • 1/2 tsp Kosher salt

 

Preparation

  1. Preheat oven to 450F.
  2. Wash onions. Trim off ends but keep the green stalks. Slice thin.
  3. Slice the red pepper into thin, nearly translucent rings. Pat dry.
  4. Mix olive oil, onion and thyme in a small bowl. Let set for ten minutes.
  5. Crumble bacon. Set aside.
  6. Spread onion-oil mix over the pre-made crust to about 1/2 inch from the edge. Reserve 1/2 tablespoon oil.
  7. Sprinkle with cheese(s).
  8. Arrange the red pepper slices on top of the chees
  9. Sprinkle bacon atop the pepper slices.
  10. Season with salt and pepper flakes.

 

Cook it!

  1. Slide the pizza directly onto the oven rack. Don't use a pan. Set timer for 10 minutes.
  2. Fry the eggs in a preheated skillet to desired doneness.
  3. Remove pizza from the oven when done.
  4. Remove eggs from the skillet. Place atop the hot pizza, one egg per quadrant.
  5. Spoon the remaining onion oil over the eggs
  6. Cut the pizza. Serve right away.

 

Some Notes:

You can use other pizza toppings like Italian sausage or mushrooms. Less is more with the cheese. Just sprinkle enough to cover the crust.

Timing is everything! Do your best to pull the pizza out of the oven as soon as the eggs are done.

This would be a great brunch or dinner entree.

 

 

Pizzarrhea

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Pizzarrhea: the sudden onset of diarrhea by means of the consumption of pizza, be it bad or otherwise.
                                                                                         --- urbandictionary.com
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I like spicy foods. I enjoy the fire of Indian, Thai, Korean and Mexican dishes. I pile on the chilis. I douse with Sriracha sauce. Habaneros? Bring 'em on. I can eat them without any intestinal consequence. It's just "a little warmth."

Bad Pizza is a different story. I can't explain it, but there are certain brands of Bad Pizza that will have me doubled over in wrenching cramps. It's predictable and it's aways been that way. Why these and not other pizzas, I can't say. Me and toxic pizza are like diabetics and certain foods; we must avoid them. Well, except for one, which I like, but I just have to prepare myself for a day of bathroom adventure.

 
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The absolute worst is Pizza Hut. It's hard to get down and it is often harder to look at it. Regurgitation is always a possibility. Their Pan Pizza is a saucy colonic.

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Ex-Lax in disk form. Vinyl Torture Wheels. Cheap eats -- we lived off them in college. No wonder I was so skinny.

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3/$10.00 specials you feed teenagers and other animals. The vivid orange-red grease should warn you of an upcoming gut calamity. Wear black underwear.

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I really like their pizza. Red Savoy's is local chain reknowned for its spicy sausage. I will eat it if my friends want to go there for lunch. Symptoms are personal fermentation, odd noises and, well 'pizzarrhea.' I consider this a weight-loss food. 

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Other pizza (and I LOVE pizza) never gives me problems. Lucky for me I live with some great local choices (Cossetta, Punch, Green Mill, Woodfire, my own grill pizza) which are a trouble-free, coming and going.

Do you know of any Pizzarrheas? Tacorrheas? Hamburgerrheas?

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